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Welcome to the Coyote Den.
If you're lost, don't worry. So am I.
So is everyone else.
I promise.

I am the Aimless Coyote.
Sometimes called Coy.
Sometimes called things I can't
list on a nice, peaceful website
like this.

Carry on...
So, you haven't come to hear me howl...
No doubt you've come for better things.
So click the links and have a ball.
Or else!            Owww-oooooooo.....

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Links:
What's New? (below)
Coy Who?
Markings (creations/written stuff)
The Sims Stuff
Harry Potter-ish Stuff
Snapeybot
Labradors Must Die
Downloads
BUY Stuff! (feed a hungry Coy)
Howls (links, mail, awards, etc.)

Send Hate Mail   | Read Hate Mail
Guestbook:

Leave Your Mark
Sniff Other Marks

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What's New?

Hey! I asked you first.

• August 14, 2005 - Naughty Sims 2 Stories added! Sims 1 layout (finally) updated.
• April 21, 2005 - The Cyber Tiger prowls! Rawr!
• Nov. 11, 2004 - The Coy o'Tea House is now open! With exotic herbs, teas, and spices for your tastebuds' delight!
• Oct. 22, 2004 - Sim!Potter 2 Stories are up (caution: cartoon nudity!)
• Sept. 25, 2004 - SimSnape, SimDraco, and SimLucius are now available (look on right, near top)
• Sept. 24, 2004 - New Sims Downloads: Bastet and Anubis, penis bondage wall! (look on left, near bottom)
• Sept. 22, 2004 - New Sims Downloads!
• August 26, 2004 - Snapeybot finally has a home.
• August 20, 2004 - Sim!Lupin is (finally) online. Yay!
• August 14, 2004 - Coy Merchandise is now available. Buy a shirt! Feed a coyote. :D
• October 20, 2003 - New Products! More Stinky Stuff!
• ~ - Lots of other crap I didn't write down.
• Dec. 28, 2002 - Fun new downloads: Avatars
• Dec. 25, 2002 - Yet another new picture: "Lip-Reading Lesson"
• Dec. 23, 2002 - Yeah you guessed it; a new picture: "Snapeatron"
• Dec. 18, 2002 - There's a new picture for your enjoyment: "Eau d'Basilisque"
• Dec. 12, 2002 - I created this "What's New" crap. That's new.
• Dec. 11, 2002 - Slaving like a beast to make happy buttons for you ungrateful wantons.   So enjoy them already!
• Dec. 8, 2002 - I've added lots of pretty things to the "Buy" page. Check it out. I'm also whoring myself out for writing and programming services. Talk about tooting your own horn - but a Coy's gotta eat, know what I mean?

Nothing else is new.   Life is a series of endlessly repeating mundanities twisted in a cruel Mobius strip of mortality.   Get over it.
--Love, Coy

Coy Borrowing Policy

By using this website, you agree to the License Agreement & Disclaimer.

Coyotes get irritable when other critters nab their goods. So don't.   I don't come to your house and take your stuff, do I?

This website ©2000-2006 Aimless Coyote. All Rights Reserved.

Ask before yoinking.
I have put hours and hours of work into this site.   By looking at it now, you agree not to violate my copyright, and to honor my license agreement.
(I would honor yours, ya know.)

Free downloads: Everything in the "download" subdirectory is free for personal use - you can borrow those all you want.   If it's not in that directory, though, it doesn't qualify.

On the other paw...  <Puffs up hackles, bares shiny teefs.>  If you borrow without permission, I promise, I will bite you.   (My lawyer may also bite you.   Yes, coyotes qualify for legal aid.)

Flames will be chewed on.
Friendly messages are always welcomed.   But if you feel the need to send me abusive mail, I will (a) laugh about it with my friends; (b) send it back to you with corrections; and/or (c) post your narrow-minded idiocy on this site.   Yes, I promise!   All messages submitted to this account hereby become property of ME.   I reserve exclusive worldwide rights to publish, ridicule, and tear your communication into little bits.   Crying like a little bitch not included.

M'kay, are we clear now?
Friendly!Coyote <Tail thump thump thump>

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